Things that get on my nerves

Kids who only know how to say one thing and cause trouble in class.
"Hello, Hi. How are you. I'm fine"...."No, you're not, you're a little punk loser with no future."

The same kids who grow up to be taxi drivers and honk at me while I'm walking home. "Does it look like I want a ride, dummy? Am I standing on the side of the road waving my hand in the air?"

Stares followed by someone yelling, "Hey, it's a foreigner!" Sometimes I yell back, "Hey it's an ignorant moron."

Coteachers telling me what to do.

Everyone asking me what I eat for breakfast. "Rice." "How do you cook it?" "In a rice cooker, Einstein."

The lady at the store who made sure to explain to me that what I was buying was a rice cooker. "Oh really, I thought it was a mini washing machine for socks."

8th grade students who are at the same level as my 3rd graders.

Shady business practices, and cocky businessmen.

Being proselyted to by my friends.

People who run red lights several seconds after the light has turned red when pedestrians are wating to cross.

And that's about everything....